NEW!
More merchandise! Fresh from the steaming brain of geof!
Fetishman #7 - The "banned" issue! - May 2008
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Need more fetishman humour in your life? Want to get each and every issue hot off the press every october and april?! Amused by the idea of an annual subscription that costs a fiver?!! Crave certainty in an uncertain world?!!! Easily intimidated into doing stuff by a liberal smattering of exclamation marks?!!!! Take two bottles into the shower???!! Your fretting is at an end!
oh yeah ... it's SUBSCRIPTION time ... YAY!!!
For all of £5 for the UK and EU (£7 for the rest of the world) you will get all of the following:
- the next two issues of fetishman, hot off the press, notably november 2008 issue 8, "victorians" and april 2009 issue 9!
- the option of a monthly email, with news and random whitterings!
- a fabulous "subscriber only" 25mm pin-badge!
- fabulous fetishman merchandise at a special "subscriber only" discount.
- possibly some other stuff.
- geof's easily bartered affection!
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Fetishman Annual Subscription
posting to the UK: £5.00
Fetishman Annual Subscription
posting to
Europe: £6.00
Fetishman Annual Subscription
posting
Internationally: £7.00
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Comics
Yes friends, the comics are available for you to own and defile in all their
fetishistic glory! ... and may i add, just in case you've made it here to the throbbing heart of my irreverent
scrawling without realising the nature of these works:
THE COMICS CONTAIN PROFANITY AND SEXUAL REFERENCES. And the occasional "Dune" quote. Consider yourselves warned warned.
Fetishman #7 - The "banned" issue! - May 2008
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To celebrate the gift to comedy that is the 2008 Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill
pray bear witness to issue7! the latest comic-like excuse for: more nuns; star wars references;
inappropriate swearing; rubbery giggles; elderly scrotii; inexcusable barcodery;
gimp-armed mecha; legitimate cannibalism and much much more!
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Fetishman issue #7
Price: £2.00 each
incl. worldwide P&P
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Fetishman #6 - Nuns!
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NUNS!! FAAAAARSANDS OF 'EM! Will fetishman survive? Will lactose intolerant boy
collect all the deathly hallows and defeat voldemort? What are next weeks lottery numbers?
No idea, but the comic might help ease those lingering doubts. Especially if those lingering
doubts need sexy nuns. x
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Fetishman issue #6
Price: £2.00 each
incl. worldwide P&P
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Fetishman #5 - Furries
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It was inevitable really. An extended poke at things both furry and obscene.
Well, more furry and obscene than before. Please buy this so that i can afford a
change of identity and an airfare to the moon. No. It's too late.
I can hear them getting closer already. Drums! Drums in the deep!
What people have said:
"oooh! it's shiny!"
"what are furries?"
"have you got change for a fiver?"
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Fetishman issue #5
Price: £2.00 each
incl. worldwide P&P
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Fetishman #4 - Science!
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Fetishman #4 "the fury" mocks both fetish and science in a seamless display
of comicsmanship, deftly re-sheathing it's finely honed wit without either looking at
the scabbard or slicing it's thumb off by accident.
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Fetishman issue #4
Price: £2.00 each
incl. worldwide P&P
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The Complete Fetishman!
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Some kind of ingenious collation all the fetishman comics yet to be inflicted on humanity!
yep, that's six comics in total. six. oh dear god no.
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Fetishman issues #1 to #6
Price: £9.00
incl. worldwide P&P
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T-Shirts
All T-shirts come in two styles, "normal" and "skinny". "Skinny" if you're a girl, or
the type of gentleman who likes the female-fitting style. Which isn't to say that by purchasing
the "normal" fit you are in any way normal. Trust me on that.
That said, they only come in one colour, black. black like your soul.
Anyway, please specify style and size (S,M,ML,L,XL) when ordering.
Machine-gun Nun: Regular fit
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Look, do you want sexy nun-butt on your chest or not? come on now, work with me here.
The regular fit is the Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee, 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton, available in small, medium, large and extra large (to fit chest size: S - 34/36" M - 38/40" L - 42/44" XL - 46/48").
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Nun T-Shirt - regular fit
Price: £15.00
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Machine-gun Nun: Skinny fit
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At last! The much taunted-you-with-but-didn't-make-it-for-ages machine-gun nun t-shirt! a.k.a the one with the
sexy nun butt! a.k.a. that one that swamped the goth football crowdds at april 2008 whitby! Not just that, but
armed with the new business model these t-shirts a) beautiful beautiful screen print and b) in stock! Yes! so
with any luck you could, like, order one tomorrow and get it within the week! Hurrah!
The skinny fit is of course the Ladies Mantis brand that previous t-shirt recipients will know and presumably love - female-fitting, slightly stretchy, 100% cotton, available in small-to-medium, medium-to-large, and extra large (to fit chest sizes: S-M - 32/34, M-L - 36/38, XL - 40/42,)
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Nun T-Shirt - skinny fit
Price: £15.00
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Other Stuff
Stickers! yar!
Warning stickers
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Finally available on the web, the infamous fetishman "Fetish Warning Stickers": six elegantly simple designs that
warn of a variety of conceivable Dominant-Submissive pairings. At 12cm across (and laminated
for reasons too base to surmise) now you
too can attract wary and/or admiring glances from civilians and perverts alike.
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Fetish Warning Sticker
Price: £3.00 each
incl. worldwide P&P
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THE BIG SMALL PRINT:
Except for subscriptions, all prices already include postage and packaging for either national destinations or international destinations
using surface mail. To quote royal mail
"We aim to deliver within two weeks in Western Europe, four in Eastern Europe, and eight outside Europe",
so you'll need to allow up to 28 days for delivery within europe or 56 days for the rest of the world.
Faster delivery can be arranged if you drop us an email saying something like "aaah! i need it yesterday! please!" or somesuch.
The shop uses Paypal, which now accepts card transactions, so that and other payment methods are accepted.
T-SHIRT CARE:
the current t-shirts - the machinegun-nun design - are a white screen print that should wash okay, but to be sure don't go above 40 ° C.
some older t-shirt designs are heat-bonded white vinyl, and as such
the t-shirts should be turned inside-out and washed at no higher than 40 ° C;
avoid ironing the vinyl, an error my sister once made so that you don't have to.
If you have any further questions please don't hesitate to contact me at:
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