fluff
Welcome to fetishman.co.uk.
It's not porn. It's a comic.
And fetishman is, unsurprisingly, a character in said comic.
And this is the website of the aforementioned.
It liberally blends fetish with comedy and some superheroes.
Like a giant latex-bravado-chafing cocktail. Probably with an aftertaste of sweat and talcum powder,
but that's extended metaphors for you.
It takes up valuable "lying still and twitching" time and i dearly hope you enjoy it.
x geof
Have i told you about the potential update for this site? no?
well then you're probably not on the approved list. Nonethless, in my more ebullient moments
i have been known to describe it as akin to the rapture.
More likely it will mean more, and more regular, comic-ry for you all and a new colour scheme.
Excited? always. Excited about this? only with permission.
Excited about this with permission to be excited? excellent.
I have said it before, and this shall probably not be the last word on the matter, but
THE PRINTED COMICS HAVE DIFFERENT STUFF IN THAN THE WEBSITE. Call me a luddite, call me
an horrendous bastard if you fancy, but i quite like real-life papery comic-beasties and
my dream is that you will too. possibly under duress.
If, in your boundless joy, you wish to contact the creator of this abomination, nay travesty, try
here.
If you are experiencing technical difficulties please contact the webauthor
here
otherwise we'll never know now will we?
If you're just all hyped up on clicking things,
i've crafted (just for you) this ingenious link
here.
Go on, give it a few clicks.
WARNING! Some of the content might not be suitable for the young and the easily offended.
If you're not at least 18 years old you probably shouldn't be here
(go on, get thee to the portal).
If you are easily offended you should probably avoid the internet all together.
and the telly. and magazines. sorry. i'll stop soon. and the countryside.
And what the hell are you doing here anyway? i thought i warned you bastards off at the portal?
Go on, gerr out of it y' filthy otter pimps. etc.
this site was orignally part of the suspectpackage.org family but moved to a new server at
versatilia.
it is dilligently maintained by highly trained ninja weasels using arcane lore such as
javascript, mysql and paypal merchant tools.
it's content is
labelled with ICRA up to the eyeballs in an ethos of
"weeell, i'm not ruling it out". it runs on php and presumes you have javascript activated,
the news feed comes from live journal, parsed using magpierss (woot!).
one day i'll get round to making it validate.
The artist still lives in the perpetual darkness of the far north and survives
on tea, ramen, milk chocolate malt biscuits
(whilst the points in favour of the milk chocolate rich tea are numerous
(there's more chocolate per biscuit vs the traditional digestive
and it's cheaper than the hallowed chocolate hobnob) it seems that the sickeningly sweet
aspect of the milk chocolate malt biscuit means that the author can get away with
indulging in fewer per brew which is, doubtless, a good thing),
and budo.
He advocates glorious perverted consenting adult fun, tea, cake, and the
causes of tea and cake. More of his stuff can be found at
suspectpackage.org.
If you buy his current comic he won't have enough to build a little fort out of,
but he can probably handle that eventuality.
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links
link to fetishman. now (especially since i just fixed it so that the image REALLY DOES work).
i've freshly baked code just for you.
see how much time you're wasting
reading this bit when you could
have already linked to fetishman by now?
link to fetishman. now dammit. reprobates.
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<a href="http://www.fetishman.co.uk/">
<img alt= "fetishman" src=
"http://www.fetishman.co.uk/fm_link.gif"
width="175" height="40"
border="0">
</a>
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stockists
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fetish! and cake! You can't respect it enough really can you?
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comic retailers extraordinaire, based in leeds, york, manchester, nottingham ...
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Gosh
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central-london comic retailler | |
OK comics
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another leeds comic shop |  |
small-press publisher and distributor of fetishman #1.
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Noctule
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The wee york goth shop that kindly vends fetishman at WGW | |
Vamps
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Another york goth shop | |
modern graphics
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Berlin comics shop | |
grober unfug
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Another berlin comic shop | |
neurotitan
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A comic shop and nightclub in ... Berlin (where else eh?) |
rhubarb
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not a package, not suspect, but it has
drawings in. HOW MANY MORE LIES will the
infernal interweb spread eh?
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watch as this colossus of cartooning bestrides the ... look, he's just good. He's Smart. Find Bear.
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gimpdog
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joe's tale of a dog. that's a gimp. confused? go away.
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slave labour graphics
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publishers of Dirge (Lenore),
Dorkin (Milk and Cheese), and Vasquez (filler bunny).
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spookyland.com
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roman dirge - creator of lenore and peter the pirate squid. not a man afraid to let insides be outsides.
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questionsleep
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a wasting disease brought to you by the man vasquez
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shiny curvey fetishy gothy drawings. done with skill and artistry. unlike fetishman.
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The Spidergarden
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michael manning's mighty fetish art & comics
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vince ray
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the legend that is
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la plume noire
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c'est art de fetish. c'est bon. c'est sans fromage. je suis un mauvais homme.
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malcolmmagic.com
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a smallpress comic
by a friend of a friend
that makes me laugh.
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molly crabapple
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fine artistry
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dreamcapture.deviantart.com
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photography from the house of jamie | |
all new spiderman
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jay pinkerton's disturbed reworking of spiderman classics |  |
giant alternative women crush yoooo! pretty pics you didn't know you wanted | |
dorian drake
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some beautifully crisp fetish illustration |
regular web comicry
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dork tower
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a comedy of errors. and by "errors" i mean "gamers". | |
hello-cthulhu
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a tale of elder gods, oft thwarted by ribbons | |
a softer world
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not fetish, but a charming view askance
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bouncy online comic fun
that you'll probably enjoy
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gibbering gothicky medically pervy comicy madness. mmmm.
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rubbery
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fetish diva
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fetish diva midori's web-ish lair
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3xl: lust, love & latex
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one fetishist's nexus of fetish
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LondonFetishScene
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events, news and reviews for the city of ...
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InformedConsent
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events, news and reviews for the uk
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TheLatexLinkPage
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exactly what it says on the tin
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skintwo magazine
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fetish masters of the universe (a metaphor)
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torturegarden
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the mighty london-based fetish club
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fkdrubber
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custom rubber repair, design and redesign.
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house of harlot
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"couture fetish glamour in rubber and leather"
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libidex
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"rubber fetish couturiers to the latex world"
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Honour Fetish Supplies
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"for future fetish and fantasy wear"
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York Body Piercing Clinic
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York's premier piercing palace |
functional
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medium-risk design
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the talented designer and smartarse who helps me out with some of this nonsense | |
raysul print
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a proper printer that tolerates my ignorance and makes issues 3+ look sooo lovely | |
action printers
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long time t-shirt suppllier and excellent fellow | |
raw-nerve promotions
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paul's flyer printing and distribution empire | |
hobs repro
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photocopiers and staplers of issues 1 and 2 amongst other things | |
the badge co.
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badges. duh. | |
versatilia
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not-evil webhosting |  |
designer, jeweller, silversmith, goldsmith, and yoda-alike.
if i told you ~why~ he was in this section it would be much less fun
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frivolous
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the orange forum
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the orangest forum for pilchards and/or goths
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pandora.com
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sort-of-an-online-jukebox that will drop off this links page if it ever dares plan neil young again.
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www.maco.org.uk
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maco, he is still a geek
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the sound of the living-pie-god that is keef
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technobabble downtime excusifier
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the only office tool you actually need | |
kingdom of loathing
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the only computer game you actually need | |
experimentalgameplay.com/
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a collection of odd-yet-ace little computer games | |
whitby goth weekend
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the bi-annual goth event that coincides with me finishing another comic | |
york school of jewellery
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exactly what it says on the tin | |
york kendo dojo
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japanese fighting art that i'd be in trouble with if i said
"hitting people with sticks". so the question has to be, am i in trouble?
since i last typed this the answer appears to be "no" but, knowing nik,
that probably means i'm just in more trouble than before. woo! | |
pieshop
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it gives me the fear
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"the best page in the universe"
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LaTeX
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The document markup language. Respect it.
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the web, it's not like you were doing anything ~more~ productive with your time ...
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acknowledgements
tiny kay - vice chairman
sarah - public relations
vicky & kay - consulting & retail
adrian - assistant web weasel
kate - inadvertent sponsor
toby - occasional lackey
es, pat, heidi, gill, nigel, alex, mark,
gary, maco,
adam, julian,
skipsey, carter,
sarah&blayne, paul, will,
ewing, etherington, chebsey, smart, michael manning,
hobsrepro(leeds), raysul print, alan and cck,
dirge, vasquez, dorkin, hewlett, martin, burton, mordillo,
goscinny, uderzo, thelwell, bairnsfather,
fillerbunny, mary berry,
and some other people who now feel left out that they're not on this list, and yet i love them nonetheless.
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